Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

I like telling Dad jokes.

Why are frogs always happy?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

Bears love exotic cars.

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?