Why didn't the melons get married?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

Where would you put an injured insect?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?