When do cows get tired?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What is a plant's favorite college course?