What's faster, the heat or the cold?
The heat. You can catch a cold!
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What do bees say in the summer?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
How do you talk to a giant?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What table can you never sit at?
What do you call a silly hill?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
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