How do you send a message in the forest?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What is another name for a cow?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

How do you get straight A's?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What do you do for an injured lemon?