Which tree can't stop crying?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

What do you call a handsome runner?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What part of a football field is never the same?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?