What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
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Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
How long do chickens work?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
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