What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
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Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
How do you get straight A's?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
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What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
How do fleas travel?
Why was the horse so happy?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
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