Why do cows always skip gym class?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

What is the color of the wind?