What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?