What school subject really rocks?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

What do mice bring on a picnic?