What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

How is life like toilet paper?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

When do mice play every day?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

Why do cows like being told jokes?