How does one gelatin greet another?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What time is your dentist appointment?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?