What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

How do you prevent a summer cold?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

How do scientists grow fruit?

What building always gets stains on it?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?