What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Why do trees try new things so often?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

Where are average things manufactured?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Where do you take sick ponies?

What animals make the best baseball players?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What are the strongest days of the week?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What do fish use for glasses?