What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Vegetarians.
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
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