What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Vegetarians.
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What is the most adorable season?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
The museum curator needed a break.
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
How did groundhogs get their name?
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