What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Vegetarians.
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What do fish use for glasses?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Which dogs love to study science?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
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