Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

What do you call an insincere horse?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What season begins with a thud?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

How can you make 7 even?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

I'm not a bad putter.

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?