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Why did the cow cross the road?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

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Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

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Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What is a table you can eat?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

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