What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

What did one plate say to the other?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?