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What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What do you call a sad latte?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Why are stones so good at music?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?