Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

What birds always travel in twos?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?