Why do moms make good vintners?
Because they deal with a lot of whine.
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why was the bee sad?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
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