Why are skeletons so calm?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

What animal has the most fun?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Why is money so stubborn?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?