Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?