Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
He had huge mooscles.
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What do you call octopus twins?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Where do stars go to college?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What's a bat's favorite game?
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