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What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?