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What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

What kind of store would a dog own?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What time does everyone love to drink?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

Why did the computer run out of money?

What did the snake name his daughter?

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What is the best thing about Switzerland?

What do you do when two snails fight?

What is the biggest ant in the world?