What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Why was the cat so small?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

What does the sun drink out of?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?