Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What are the strongest days of the week?

What animal always goes to heaven?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?