What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

Which celebrity loves to read?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?