To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why did the foal cough?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Where do mice leave their boats?

Where do you take sick ponies?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?