What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Why was the cat so small?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?