What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

How are mountains able to see?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

What superpower do all middle children have?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Which big cat loves to drive?

What sport is always getting in trouble?