Why did the echo get detention?
It kept talking back to the teacher.
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
How did the toad die?
What does winter fat turn into?
What animal always goes to heaven?
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