Why did the echo get detention?
It kept talking back to the teacher.
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why did the barber win the race?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
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