What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
It got ticks.
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
I broke my finger!
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
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