What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Where do polar bears store their money?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?

Where do hamsters come from?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Why are turtles so shy?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?