What do cows say when you milk them?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

How do billboards talk?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

What is an insect's favorite game?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?