Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What country has the most fish?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

Why don't ostriches fly ?