What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
It got ticks.
Why did the duck cross the road?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What does winter fat turn into?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
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