Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

Why did the turkey join the band?

Where does water do all its banking?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What building always gets stains on it?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

Why do some people love eating snails?