Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

Why do cats love to work?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Which relative loves rice?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What makes music in your hair?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?