Why are turtles so shy?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What do fish use for glasses?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?