What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What's a frog's favorite year?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

What is a robot's favorite snack?