What is another name for a cow?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What vegetables make the best music?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

What day do hands always go to church?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?