Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
The Westminster Tabby!
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Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What's a soda's favorite show at DisneylandÂŽ?
Which of the Lost Boys⢠is the best cook?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
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