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What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why did electricity win the race?

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How often should you make chemistry jokes?

Where would you find an elephant?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?