Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What do cats wear to work?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What did the bread do on vacation?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

Where do mermaids see movies?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?