Want to hear a joke about construction?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

Why did the echo get detention?

If you need help building an ark..

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

Why do cubes make great referees?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What kind of fish will help you hear better?