How do lawyers say goodbye?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?