Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Because they always have a tick-et.
Why are the mountains so tired?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What do math teachers eat?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What is a table you can eat?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
How long do chickens work?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What do cows like to dance to?
What bee is good for your health?
Where do horses reside?
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