Which celebrity loves to read?
Elliot Page.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
If you need help building an ark..
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What fish sings the best?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Where do you take sick ponies?
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