Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Which bug is related to you?

What did the bread do on vacation?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?