Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Where do cows go on vacation?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What car can't keep a secret?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

Where do kittens go to school?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

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