What do you call a vacation at home?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What's a doll's favorite car?

Which hot drink loves golf?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

What's a dog's favorite city?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?