Where do hands go on vacation?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What do little monsters call their mother?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Which sea animal is the best with tools?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What do you call a flying police officer?

Why did the student eat their homework?