What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?