Why did the man get tacos every hour?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

How do trees get access to the internet?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

Where does laundry go to college?