What do you call a retired vegetable?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What do naked fish play with?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?