What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?