How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What time of day was Adam created?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

Where does water do all its banking?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?