What did the man say when the calf attended church?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

A book just fell on my head.

What do you call a rabbit barber?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

What is the loneliest cheese?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?