Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

How can you farm during the winter?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Why did electricity win the race?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?