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Why are winter days great?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

Where do tough ducks come from?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What building always gets stains on it?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What animals make the best baseball players?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?