What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
That barn door!
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
How do fireflies start a race?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What insect runs away from everything?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
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