Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

If you need help building an ark..

What cartoon character loves insects?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What's a frog's favorite year?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?