Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

What is a spider's favorite book?

What do you call a vacation at home?