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He wanted to visit Pluto!
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Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why are cars magic?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
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