Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
He wanted to visit Pluto!
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
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