Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
He wanted to visit Pluto!
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What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why was the fish so smart?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
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