How much does freedom weigh?

What day do hands always go to church?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

Where do online shopaholics love to travel?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

What did the bee say to the flower?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why is spring the oddest season?