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What kind of bird can write?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What do you call a silly hill?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

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What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

What do minions always put in their salads?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?