What animals make the best students?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

What building always gets stains on it?

What's a bat's favorite game?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?