Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

What do you call a pig thief?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?