What did the bee say to the flower?
Hello honey.
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What's the scariest letter?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
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