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Why are turtles so shy?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

What do teachers do during summer break?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

How do you compliment a cat?