What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

What's the world's weakest animal?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

What do trees wear to the lake?

Which state is the cleanest?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?