Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Where do vampires keep their money?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?