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What do you call a hike across the universe?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What car does Yoda® drive?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Where do colds go on vacation?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

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What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

How does a polar bear build a house?

What's the loudest sport?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?