Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?