What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
A royal flush.
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Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
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What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
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