What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
A royal flush.
How do you measure a millennial?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!