What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
A royal flush.
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What birds make average students?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
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