What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
A royal flush.
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
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