What do you get when you play country music backwards?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

What do ducks have for lunch?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What do farmers do on February 14th?