What's the loudest Christmas song?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What should you wear to a tea party?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?