What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What kind of music do planets like?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?