Which dog dreams of being a matador?
A bulldog.
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Where do polar bears vote?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
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