What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

How are teens like cats?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What do fairies always drink?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

How do eggs end a TV show?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?