How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

What do you call two birds in love?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What's the friendliest national park?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?