Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Sir Cumference.
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What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why is grass so dangerous?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
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What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
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