Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Sir Cumference.
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Can February March?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
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