What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What's the biggest moth in the world?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Where do mermaids see movies?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

Why are ghosts always single?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

Which dance will a chicken not do?