Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

What do trees keep as a pet?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?