What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
A computer chimp.
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
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