Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

What car does Yoda® drive?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

What game does chlorine never lose?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?