What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
A computer chimp.
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Which former US President was always cold?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
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