Which dog belongs in a band?
A bass-et hound.
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Which elf is the best singer?
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