What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

What bird is losing its hair?

When is Dad's bedtime?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

What season begins with a thud?