How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

What birds make average students?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What's the friendliest national park?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?