What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
The graveyard shift.
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
How long will dinner be?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
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