What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

Why are cars magic?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?