Did you take the patient's temperature?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Which animals make the best football players?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?