Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What fish sings the best?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?