Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What do minions always put in their salads?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Why are boxers good comedians?

What do you do for an injured lemon?