Why are computers so good at golf?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?