What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Crispy bacon.
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What do you give an angry rhino?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why are grandkids so great?
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