What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

What day is your mom always right?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

What do you call a famous turtle?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?