What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

It's Crowded!

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

What animal styles their hair every day?

What do cats use to beat eggs?