Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

Where do stars go to college?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Where do baby apes sleep?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?