Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What is an insect's favorite game?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

Where does water do all its banking?

How do chickens leave the highway?