What day is your mom always right?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

Where do mice leave their boats?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?