What do you call a snowman's dog?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Which president loved to take baths?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Why do golfers hate cake?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?