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Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

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Why are boxers good comedians?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Why was the math book sad?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

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What sport can waiters play really well?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

Where do horses reside?