What did the paper say to the pencil?

How do you measure a millennial?

What birds always travel in twos?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What event do spiders love to attend?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

What animal styles their hair every day?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

What time of day was Adam created?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?