What's the most expensive plate in church?

What did the sickly elevator say?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

How do bunnies stay fit?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?