Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Why are boxers good comedians?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Where would you put an injured insect?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?