Who do fish pray to when they need help?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Why are winter days great?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

Where do stars go to college?

Where is the coldest place to work?